This person is killing everyone with their superior hair game
It looks like they took fire, harnessed it’s beauty, and then infused their hair with it. Like wow. And their face with the hair, and the little finger twirl make it that much more fabulous. Admiration x100000
but no really, they are.
As soon as you turn the lights off start masturbating. No monster wants to see that shit. While doing it, stare at the corner and whisper, tenderly, “this is for you”.
And then the shadows growl at you and say, “Mine. You’re all mine.”
Proceed to have a secret relationship with the monster in your closet to make the shadows jealous.
Plot Twist: The Monster wants a threesome with you and the shadows.
Trying to figure out a few non-Photoshop tricks here…
An Attempt to play Beethoven’s Für Elise in Team Fortress 2, in the Class Selection Menu.
That’s what happens when I can’t decide what class to choose.
I think I went off-tune at some parts, since I only had 9 tones at my disposal.
Playing this was, let’s say, pure improvisation.
i’ll probably be on my deathbed with the latest pokemon game still trying to catch them all
in australia we had this childrens show called around the twist and there was this one episode where the 10 year old gets a fish stuck in his penis and spends the entire season winning swimming races by using his penis as a propeller
dont forget the episode where he pees on a tree and the tree gets him pregnant and he has the baby out of his mouth
round the twist was weird…..
"i wish pokemon were real!"
beedrill is three feet tall
yeah but lets be real here if it meant I could live in a world with completely free healthcare and take tours across entire countries on foot with superpowered animal/else companions I would fight a hundred fucking beedrill at once naked with only a butter knife
playing pokemon y and i was able to catch a mewtwo and immediately pet the love and the most heart-breaking thing about it was that mewtwo’s favourite spot to be pet is the hand oh my gosh the precious bab they just wanna hold hands and be loved aaaaaaaahh help ;o;
THIS IS MY FAVORITE VINE
guys read the fine print its hilarious
THAT POOR LUCHA LIBRE LIONFISH
Such a beautiful way to express my senioritis.
Help my teammates a werewolf ahh..